I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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