i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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