You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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