Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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