No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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