Christians are straight up FREAKS
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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