i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
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