I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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