I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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