Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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