remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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