its not stalking. its research.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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