they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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