I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
one might say we're banned from that church
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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