you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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