Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
