What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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