if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
They are going to name an STD after you.
Randomize
