Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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