I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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