that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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