I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
never play flip cup with pint glasses
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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