apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
where am i from again
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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