Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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