So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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