I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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