Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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