Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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