HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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