I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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