Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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