Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Randomize
