It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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