id be glad to
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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