he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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