I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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