girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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