Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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