She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Randomize
