If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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