so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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