But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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