thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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