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he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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