She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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