YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
