things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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