Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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