distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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