You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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