All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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