I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
