Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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