I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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