She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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