Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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